buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

mrsangelaschrute:

adamfuckmelambert:

smallblueangel:

smallblueangel:

jahniquexo:

gaijin-white-boy:

What?

the fuck?

why?! 

but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??

Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)

is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny

Mr.Sean from LHS

B A X T E R

conceiited:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

another blessed human<3 thank you God.

He needs to use his cuffs on me Now.

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

or vodka