May 2013
googlehomo:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
vanillaspanks:
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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twitter
i need more followers
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lokis-taking-gallifrey:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
